The Cephalumpus’s new home

I had been asleep for a while and awoke with a ‘I’ve been naughty’ to a bemused Keith.  ‘Yes’?  he replied, eliciting a response of sorts. ‘Remember when you said that it would be nice to have a pet’? ‘Yes’? a quizical response came. ‘Well, I bought it’! ‘Bought what’? ‘A Cephalumpus’ ‘A what’? ‘A … Continue reading The Cephalumpus’s new home